
Cults in Color: The Great Divide Tee, Fun Political Debate T-Shirt, Unisex Graphic Tee, Social Commentary Apparel, Election Day Gear
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Red trunk. Blue mane. Same circus. Different cults.
This shirt doesn’t pick a side — it flips the whole damn table.
Sick of the performative rage, the echo chambers, the finger-pointing freak show? So are we. That’s why this bold design puts the red elephant and blue donkey exactly where they belong: in full-blown cult cosplay, locked in a delusional dance-off beneath the only label that fits — CULTS.
Designed for the politically homeless, the fiercely independent, and the ones who see through the bullshit. This tee isn’t left or right. It’s out of the matrix.
🩷 Wear it like warpaint. Let ‘em know you’re not buying the show.
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek appearance and reduced fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar for shape retention.
- Stabilizing shoulder tape prevents stretching.
- Crafted with 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Ethically made with sustainable practices and meets safety standards.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean